Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Me Fail English?

I laid out my predictions recently, thinking they would realign the brands BEFORE the Super Bowl of wrestling. I am quite so misinformed. For some reason I thought the WWE 09 Draft was going to take place this past Monday. Upon further review, they're going to hold the draft on April 13, 2009 - two Mondays after WrestleMania 25. I guess they're having and 'interpromotional' main event as a way to 'get the band back together'. [Oh no, there I 'go' again...] How can you have a WM main event that isn't called by Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler? They're still hands down the best duo in the biz - granted there isn't much competion because Mike Tenay is too much of a smarmy little cunt. [Where is the Living Legend Larry Zbyszko?] You gotta have JR shouting, "My God! My God!" as Hunter goes for the double under hook. And the King taking the side of Randy, touting the pitfalls of suffering from explosive anger disorder [or whatever the hell it's called]. I don't want to get ahead of myself with a WM preview now...I'll be back with that when more of the matches are announced. I just wanted to correct my error.

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