http://www.stubhub.com/the-dead-tickets/?ticket_id=170970579
Don’t continue to read until you’ve clicked that.
Are you fucking kidding me?
$13G’s to see the Grateful Dead? If I’m paying $13G’s to see them, I want Jerry on guitar. With guest appearances by John Lennon, Biggie Smalls – and a lil Jesus Christ mixed in. Ya know, just to make sure I’m getting my money’s worth.
Seriously though…has there ever been a clearer sign that hippies are dead? Have the Phish Phans infiltrated the movement so much that their greed is running shit for other bands now? Give me a fucking break. You should be able to get into this show if you have a giant bag of reefer, left your bra at home because it was holding you down or you have a stub from upstate NY circa 1969.
By the way, I refuse to refer to their ‘Phans’ as ‘Heads’. They’re biggest douche bags this side of child pornographers. They’re not in it for the music, they’re in it cuz it’s the cool thing to do. They wanted a response the ‘Grunge’ movement – Trey and the Boys obliged. Now their dickbag fans feel a sense of entitlement that in order to follow them you have to be a certain age or look a certain way. My point is, if I got a better grade in music class than your beloved frontman, suck my balls, learn an instrument. And for God’s sake – TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER!
I digress though. I didn’t mean to tangent there, I just had a bad experience with some Phans when I saw them as a kid. And any Phan I’ve met since has by and large fit the same bill, only now they try to pretend that it’s not happening.
In conclusion, don’t spend $13G’s to see a reincarnation of arguably the best live band of all time. Take that money and invest in your education. Or loan it to me so I can pay for mine…
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