That Tiger Went Tiger!

So maybe it was a bear not a tiger but I think the Chris Rock reference still fits. Any rate, the bear who Will Ferrell wrestled in SemiPro killed his handler Steven Miller. I have a couple thoughts on this topic.

1. The bear was merely months late with its animal instinct kicking in. He should have done this on set so I wouldn't have to put up with the Will Ferrell remake of Hong Kong Phooey or whatever he's working on next. I like Will Ferrell in Old School, but I didn't care for Anchorman--except the erection scene. And it's been all downhill since then.
2. Smokey apparently is not a smoker, a joker or a midnight toker. And he doesn't want to fly like an eagle. Nor does he want to keep on a-rocking, rockin me bay-bah.
3. Please note that the San Bernadino Cty Sherrif's spokesman's name is Cindy Beavers. IDK if that's a great porno name or the name of a lesbian hermaphrodite...
4. And now there's backlash on Hollywood for using trained animals. I guess we should just let all animals run free and gnaw at the heads of our babies for this was their land first. Fuck PETA. Probably the samest mother fuckers during Katrina who complained that dogs weren't getting enough food and water. What about the PEOPLE? (Ed's Note: Dylan would like to apologize to PETA. He just thinks they're giant animal loving douches. He thinks animals have their place and it's below people on the food chain so they should be happy to be taken in and fed by us.)

I know that sounds kinda harsh to say about Will Ferrell but if I have to endure another Bewitched-esque venture from him, I might attack my trainer and bite his fucking jugular. And here's the link to the story:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080423/ap_on_re_us/grizzly_attack

PS--Sorry Barnes, I just don't think Ferrell is THAT funny....