Say With Me Now; Bow-Day-Guh

So I said the other day that Den, Dal and Phx wouldn’t ALL get swept. I was right, but at the same time I was wrong. In making that statement, I was tryna point out that those three teams wouldn’t just roll over and die. Boy was I wrong. I haven’t seen anything German fall so quickly since the Nazis in WWII (go ahead wikee it, German forces surrendered on 4/29, Hitler killed himself 4/30 and Germany surrendered on 5/7). Phoenix was the onliest one of the group to even muster the cojones to fight a little bit. They were up in games 1+2. They just couldn’t close. I thought for sure that scrappy little Canadian and his large black friends would at least get us to a game 6. Again I was wrong. And the Lakers-Nuggets series wasn’t even long enough to enjoy Kobe’s triumphant return to Colorado. Shame on you Carmelo for not allowing me the joy of a game 6 Kobe in Denver. Though you did give me the DUI (I’m willing to bet that Melo didn’t say what he was drinking…NO SNITCHIN!), so I guess we’re even. On a positive note, all Dallas area bodegas are excitedly awaiting the return of Black Ass…Hey do you think Avery’s name will come up for the NYK job?