Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Even roaches have kids.....

So the Candace Parker is going to have a child this coming spring. IDK what's more significant - Will this hurt the LA Sparxxx ability to repeat as champs? Will Parker return to form as one of the more fundmentally sound ballplayers in the game? Will she be able to dunk again?
OR and the idea that I'm leaning toward of significance this notion. The father of the baby is...(Drumroll Please!)...NBA star and Duke alum Shelden Williams! Apparently the two are married and you know that because she took his last name - oh wait...
But now Shelden 'No, I don't have a touch of the Downs' Williams is going to be a father. I mean, I'm brimming with questions here. Will she ever take his name? What name will the kids go by? Are these kids being set up to be the most awkward and googly children ever? Will this have any effect on HIS career? (Admittedly, I didn't know the big red retard was still in the L at this point. Next, you'll be twlling me that JJ Redick and his gramma poetry ass is still gainfully employed in the association as well.)
Health and wealth to the Williams-Parker clan in 09....and no June-November babies. (We wouldn't want to hurt the star of the real breadwinner of the family.)

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