Sue me...

So I’m completely biting this idea, but I have questions of my own – sorry Barnes…

• Antonio McDyess is a major contributor on a championship-caliber team? Whose knees is he playing on? How angry are Knicks, Suns + Nuggets fans?
• With Detroit now eliminated – how long until Flip Saunders is fired? Is Avery Johnson the right man for the job? Can you imagine a stoned ‘Sheed in the first player meeting with the L’il General? Would ‘Sheed inhale a bunch of Helium before the meeting, then just start repeating everything Avery said? I’m brimming here as you can tell…
• I’m not prepared to live in a world where an Eli Manning led team beat the Juggernaut and Doc Rivers is 4 W’s from a world title. [Okay so that’s not a question, but bear with me.]
• If LA somehow blows the Finals to Boston, will Kobe ask to trade the West Conf. trophy for the Larry O’Brien trophy?
• Can we stop comparing Bron-Pierce game 7 to Bird-Nique?
• How funny was ‘Sheed cursing out the cameraman in game 6? Am I the only one surprised that he didn’t get a one game suspension in the playoffs?
• Jason Maxiell might go down as the best Cincy alum since a guy named Robertson laced ‘em up in the 60’s. How does KMart feel about that?
• Will Yao ever return to America?
• What are the odds that over the next couple years that DWade goes home to Chicago, Bronnie joins Team Roc in Brooklyn and Melo does end up at the Garden? Am I the only one who thinks that the Knickerbockers are the losers in that deal? Further more, what are the odds that another five-plus years after that, all three end up in BK – with Bron playing Christina to Wade-Melo’s Britney-Simpson?
• How did the Gasol brothers feel about being traded for each other?
• Which eye does Stuart Scott use to focus on the teleprompter?
• Is there any way in hell the C’s can beat the Lake-Show? Does anyone know where Smush is? Is he upset at all that the Lakers are on the cusp after his departure?
• How ‘in over his head’ did Doc Rivers look in his Game 6 post-game interview? Does anyone playing in the NBA know who Desmond Tutu is?
• Can the Red Sox please finish with the best record in baseball and lose the World Series – thereby making Boston home to the best regular season teams [ever]? [A little off-target, but still…]