America's Team?

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3714369

Uh-Uh. No way. You're not going to feed me that humble as pie bullshit. Are you fucking serious? I'm supposed to buy this about this guy? 'Oh, hi. I'm Tony Homo. I do good things for good people.' I only hope it comes out that the homeless guy is homeless because he used to be a school teacher and he molested little children. Because that's what the Cowboys are. Everyone knows that the Raiders are ex-cons. And the Cowboys are child molesters. Especially Roger Fucking Staubach. To this day complains about losing to the Steelers in one of those Super Bowls. Are you serious? Get over it.
And half way down they say the he stopped to help a couple change a tire on the way home from opening day. Really? You know why he stopped? Because she had tits the size of Tijuana and he was a Cowboys fan. Which by definition means they were brother and sister. So big brother wanted his sister to have someone from outside the blood line inside her.
Fuck you and Jessica Simpson. Matter of fact she was molested too. By her father. If you think I'm kidding, check out some of the shit he's said about his daughter's tetas. Lemme guess, next we're going to find out that they are missionaries - not the position - and they've converted 39 little brown children to Methodism or some God awful snake handling Protestant church. Message to white people: let brown people be, they don't need salvation. Salvation won't help third world people achieve dinner. Cock suckers.
Speaking of cock suckers, I think Tom Landry molested collies. It's why he wore that hat. So the dogs wouldn't recognize him on game day and tell Timmy he's the reason they howl at the moon on Saturday nights.
And if you're a Cowboys fan ~ Attack! Attack! Attack! My left nutsack! Enjoy rooting for Homo while he's throwing another game in January for you. Jackasses...