Deportes

Fuck baseball. I've said it before and I'll say it time and again. It's archaic, stagnant, racist and run by fucking renobs. 'Baseball people' talk about how great the game is. And you say fuck it cuz you don't understand it. No I say fuck it cuz I do understand it. Except for the fucking infield fly rule.
My big beef now is the regular season. You play 162 games. Figure out the fucking thing by like Labor Day. Leave me one or two races and tie the shit up by the 15th. After that, we all go just cuz we like hot dogs and it's fun sitting outside at night in September.
161 games and you haven't figured out who's in and who's out? Fuck the Brewers, the White Sox, Twins and double fuck the Mets. After last year's collapse they should be relegated to the JV with Pittsburgh, KC, Fla, Montreal (what do you mean they're not there anymore?). Now this year, they've built up all this hope. They won a squeaker the other night when they were down and out 6-3 in the 7th. And all it's doing for me is to cause DJ to bitch more when they ultimately fail. (If a pro sports team is from NY and sounds like Ets, they're going to let down everyone who roots for me.)
The only thing I'm waiting for is to go and cop a nice new Dodgers cap and root root root for Torre like any good Yankees fan should. I'll even enjoy Manny being Manny. I'll pull for the Angels cuz Arte Moreno seems like a good dude and I secretly hope he doesn't think that $25M a year is too much for Blow Job - I mean A-Rod. I'm behind Milwaukee + Minnie cuz they have a dome. Baseball shouldn't be played outside in wintry conditions. All World Series game should be played in tropical places, starting no later than 7PM on a weekday and 4PM on a week end.
I'm soooo glad this season is over. I'm just ecstatic that football is in swing, the Knicks are bringing Marbury into camp - please no Allen Houston, please - hockey is starting which means I have a place to go watch white people do funny things. All in all, I love the fall/winter sports cycle. Go Guins. Go Knicks. Here we go Steelers, here we go...

PS - In case you were wondering. Yes, I did lose in my money rotisserie league...